Monday, May 16, 2005

If the hat fits . . .

You're lucky. Mine didn't quite fit and I damaged the chin-strap, so had to have a frenuloplasty today.

Bit sore, but otherwise highly recommended to anyone suffering from strangulation of the bishop during holy communion.

The power of modern medicine! Actually, the nurse advised me that this particular operation has been performed since Roman times. Was very impressed with the new non-opiate-based general anaesthetic, too. Had an appetite for a ham sandwich immediately upon 'coming round'.

Big thanks to my girl Gaynor who has looked after me today. I'm lucky there - she's a star. Rewired the pipe thermostat to my wood stove after the installer had done it wrong. My kind of woman!


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